THE THOR/LOKI REUNION OMFG IT WAS SO INTENSE AND I LIKE, HARDCORE BROTHERSHIP THEM BUT THE WAY THOR GRABBED THE BACK OF LOKI'S HEAD I WAS REALLY CONFUSED ABOUT HIS INTENTIONS AND ALL THE GODDAMN THOR/LOKI FEELINGS LIKE SERIOUSLY OMG HOW THOR IS STILL PROTECTIVE OF LOKI AFTER ALL AND HOW LOKI SHED THAT GODDAMN TEAR WHEN HE STABBED THOR LIKE OMG I JUST QUIT

ALL THE TONY STARK FEELINGS, HE IS MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE, NOT JUST BECAUSE HE WAS MY FIRST OR BECAUSE RDJ BUT BECAUSE OF EVERYTHING AND ALL HIS SCENES WITH STEVE LIKE I SAW IN THE FANDOM THAT THING WAS HUGE, AND I'M NOT TALKING SHIPPING WISE, AND THEY SO PERFECTLY EXPLORED THEIR DIFFERENCES AND HOW THEY CAN MAKE EACH OTHER BETTER AND OMG WHEN BETWEEN ALL THE "SPEAK ENGLISH" JOKES YOU CAN SEE THE CAPTAIN GETTING TO THE IRON MAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WAS JUST DYING

ALL THE CAPTAIN FEELINGS THAT PRECIOUS LITTLE SOUL WITH HIS TEN DOLLAR AND HOW HE TOOK THE ROLE OF CAPTAIN NATURALLY AND JUST GODDAMN AND AND

WHEN HE BRINGS UP HOW TONY ALWAYS FIGHTS FOR HIMSELF NOT LIKE HIM WHO JUMPED ON A FREAKING FAKE GRENADE AND THEN FUCKING TONY FUCKING SACRIFICING HIMSELF

AND HIS GODDAMN HUGE EYES AS HE SEES THE UNIVERSE AND OH PEPPER YOU ARE LUCKY THIS WAS NOT HIS LAST CALL BECAUSE SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND I NEVER REALLY CARED ABOUT HULK BEFORE, I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN HIS MOVIE BUT JFC BRUCE WAS SO ADORABLE IN THIS LIKE ALL THAT TURMOIL OMG AND WHEN HE IS CONTROLLED HULK I COULD JUST DIE FROM HAPPINESS AND THE BEST SCENE IS DEFINITELY WHEN HE JUST GOES AND SMASHES LOKI AROUND INSTEAD OF LISTENING TO HIS BIG SPEECH

THERE WERE SO MANY RIDICULES OF CLICHES HERE THAT DESPITE BEING A BIG EXPLOSION MOVIE WITH AN EASY PLOT IT WAS STILL SUCH AN EXPERIENCE AND SUCH A RIDE

ALL THESE CHARACTERS WERE SO RICH AND I HAVE AN ABSOLUTE TEAMWORK BONER SO I WAS METAPHORICALLY HORNY FOR THE SECOND HALF OH MY GOD

ALSO YEAH, ALL THE TALK ABOUT WHO IS GOING TO GET JOSSED, IT WAS PROBABLE TO BE A SHIELD AGENT AND I WAS EXPECTING COULSON KINDA AND OMG HIS FANGIRLING TO CAPTAIN AMERICA WAS SO SWEET AND HIS LAST SCENE WAS SO SWEET

AND I LIKE THAT NICK FURY IS A WELL MEANING ASSHOLE BECAUSE THAT'S MORE REALISTIC THAN SELFLESS HEROES I MEAN COME ON

AND I CAN'T WITH CLINT AND NATASHA DON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT THEM I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW I READ THE WIKI ENTRY ABOUT THEIR PAST AND I'M IN ETERNAL DENIAL THEY'RE NOT MAKING BABIES 24/7 BUT WOW THEY WERE BOTH SO COOL, THEIR FIGHTING SCENES WERE INCREDIBLY AMAZING, ALL THE MOVEMENT AND STUFF I WAS ENTRANCED BY SCARLETT SERIOUSLY

ALSO COBIE SMOULDERS WAS SO ADORBS

I WANT TO WATCH THIS AGAIN ASAP BECAUSE I MISSED SOME LINES BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING SO FREAKING HARD IN THE CINEMA KLSJHLKJHFLKJDSHFLAKHDSGJKDSHG LIKE IDEK WHAT TONY SAID TO CLINT WHEN HE GAVE HIM A LIFT TO THE ROOFTOP

ALSO IT WAS FUNNY TO HEAR THE NORWEGIANS REACTIONS TO ALL THE GOD STUFF AND WHEN THEY SAID JANE MOVED TO SAVE PLACE TROMSO

MEANWHILE I WAS ROFLING WHEN CLINT AND NATASHA WERE REMINISCING ABOUT BUDAPEST IDEK WHAT THAT IS ABOUT

AND CAN I JUST TALK ABOUT NATASHA AGAIN BECAUSE SHE IS BADASS BUT SHE IS STILL A WOMAN AND SHE HAD LAYERS LIKE WHEN SHE GOT TIRED BY THE END BUT STILL KEPT ON SHE WASN'T JUST UGH I CAN'T BE WEAK WE WILL JUST BADASS OUR WAY THROUGH THIS NO SHE WAS SHAKEN AND GOING STILL DESPITE THAT AND SERIOUSLY GOING AGAINST ALIENS WITH HER LITTLE GUNS IDEK WHERE SHE KEPT THE AMMUNITION FOR ALSO THE WHOLE BRUCE/NATASHA SUBPLOT I MEAN NOT THE ROMANCE BUT HOW SCARED SHE WAS AND HOW SHE HAD TO DEAL WITH HIM OMG OMG OMG OMG SHE WAS PERFECT OKAY

AND TONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AND HIS FAITH IN BRUCE NOOOOOO STOP IT I'M DEAD

AND OH MY LOKI ON HIS ENDLESS QUEST TO PROVE HIMSELF TO EVERYONE AHHHH YOU STUPID FUCKER. WHEN HE ASKED THOR WHETHER THEY MOURNED HIM AND THOR WAS ALL TEARY EYES OISEGRFOWEIUGOSE AND THEN LOKI IS LED BACK HOME AS THE BAD LITTLE BROTHER I MEAN IF HE HASN'T CAUSED A TON OF PEOPLE TO DIE IN HIS PLAYS I WOULD LEGITIMATELY FEEL SORRY FOR HIM BUT ALAS. THOUGH I GUESS FROM GOD PERSPECTIVE IT'S DIFFERENT?! LIKE HE SINCERELY CARES FOR THE PEOPLE OF ASGARD BUT CONSIDERS HUMANS AND UNDER EVOLVED SPECIES I MEAN THAT'S NOT THAT DIFFERENT FROM HOW PEOPLE TREAT ANIMALS

HAHA THAT REMINDS ME WHEN STEVE WAS SO PROUD HE GOT THE MONKEY JOKE - BUT THOR DIDN'T BECAUSE THEY'RE CONSISTENT IN THAT

I JUST CAN'T ALL THE FEELINGS

"I'M LISTENING BROTHER-" *WHOOSH INCOMING IRON MAN*

M: So where are you partying tonight?
S (me): Actually I'm going to the cinema. [insert 5 minute debate where M thinks it's not worth the money] Then I'm going to watch Game of Thrones probably. I'm a very busy person.
M: You should try out real life sometimes.
S: I did, didn't cut it for me.
M: Why, where did you go? Have you met new people?
S: I did. And FYI you can meet new people on the Internet, too.
M: That doesn't count, nerd.
S: Yes it does, because I can actually find people with the same interests as me. I love reading and talking about what I read.
M: That's not real life.
S: What is real life then? Getting drunk and talking about who had sex where? (this has been actually the main topic in all the conversations I participated while "out" since I came here...)
M: Yes.
S: Well if that's real life than goodbye to it.

scene where Sansa is eating with Cersei and her kids and oh Cersei taunts her relentlessly but one time glances at her and sees what she is being through and oh dear